“二战”时期,盟军(✒)要实(shí )施安奇奥登陆计划,迫于对(🕸)一门叫安奇奥大(dà )炮的超级武(wǔ )器(qì )的忌惮(dàn ),要(🏴)派(🗼)两个精锐特工去摧(cuī )毁这(🎲)门大炮,结果(📼)两个傻逼(⚫)被(bèi )(🐿)派了去,最后(🗄)经过一(🕖)连(🕯)串搞笑(xiào )事件,阴差阳错的(🐖)最(🕌)后完成(chéng )了(🎫)任务(wù )。 片段一(🚸):德国人在北(běi )非布置(🤷)了(🔊)一个陷阱,准备(🚣)了(le )一幅(fú )假的防御(yù )工事地图让这二个(gè )士兵带(dài )回去。他们却阴差阳(yáng )错的拿走了真的(👓)地图,最(⛓)终赢(⏰)得(dé )了战役。 片(piàn )段(🚻)二:他们化装(👺)成管道工潜入德军(jun1 )在意(🧣)大(dà )利(lì )的司令部(bù ),给(gěi )他(❕)们卫(💹)生间的管道修得(💍)乱(🚗)七八糟,把将(🏻)军淋(lín )了个落汤(tāng )鸡。将军(💅)去换(huàn )衣服(fú ),拉(💯)开抽(🔈)屉发现一套新的军服,于是洗头洗脸准备换上新(xīn )军服的时(🍽)候闭着眼(yǎn )把脸盆里(lǐ )的(🌱)脏(👄)水倒(dǎo )进抽屉里了(🚡)(柜子旁边有(yǒu )一个废水桶)。那(nà )个(gè )将(jiāng )军(🔪)是最主要的一(yī )个配角,很(✖)有(🕺)意思(🎴)。到(dào )(🚤)影片(piàn )结束(🏸)前(❄)1分钟,都没有一句台词。最(💕)后(hòu )说了一(yī )(🐱)句(jù )(🖱)“谢谢”。 片段三:(🛃)德军有一门超(chāo )级大(dà )炮俯视着联军(jun1 )将(🐣)要登陆的海滩。这二(èr )个(🏗)士兵(😼)居然化装(zhuāng )(🔝)成希(xī )特勒和随从(🍗),去视察大炮,把大(dà )(🐼)炮炸(⛱)掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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